Farts?

Describe a situation where farting is the appropriate response.

Name	Response
Lara Jean	When u are walking by yourself and u can feel it coming
Golden Cheetah	sometimes when one of my siblings are being mean or annoying and I feel a fart coming on, I fart to annoy them more or to get them angrier. It's great
joe, joe who?....joe mamma	when you are in the middle of a concert and your trumpet decides to break but you were supposed to do a trumpet solo
frou frou	when youre nowhere near me 👍
Ben Dover	When you really don’t want to have a conversation with somebody and the fart cuts it off and they leave 😎😎
Sparkling Water	One can say that when they are lying in bed and their dog farts on their pillow, the appropriate response is an act of revenge right in its innocent face.
quarantineKWEEN	when someone dares u to fart. or when someone’s attacking u so u just fart in their face. basically whenever u want someone to get away from u.
Katie	If somebody pulls your finger
Anonymous	anytime. PERIODTTTT.
Carlos Dabon	When there is a pandemic and you are on a date with Jan but don’t want to cough because it will scare her.
Tophat	When you are alone, or in the bathroom, it is a good time to fart.
Flip	If there ever comes a time where you are blessed with the presence of the “do you fart” fish in the wild, farting would be the appropriate response
Dristi	Why did I Google this question 😂
livy smith	Farting is only appropriate if you're sibling wants to be a little b**** after you've ate taco bell and your fumes are at their prime.
archie	When you are walking past someone you don't like and happen to have one in there and just let it go (silent but deadly) so they never know it was you but they gotta deal with the smell (and maybe someone blaming it on them)
Aishanee Acharyya	when someone is being obnoxious
lonely potato	So basically often times siblings fight. My favorite defense to my sister is walking into her room, farting, and simply walking out.
Siddhi	Someone else did it or u do it silently
Joanna C Makuchi	When you and your sister are plotting an evil scheme to do to your mom. So u guys go to the bathroom and your mom is wondering why u guys are locked in the bathroom. So then u fart and u say “mom I have awful diarrhea right now and sis is helping me get through it”. Farting has convinced madre that u have bad shits. Now u guys don’t seem suspicious and u could carry on with the plan.